The Rules of the Temple are those unchangeable truths about the Temple.

1. You do not talk about ToK.
2. You do not talk about ToK.
3. Meteor kills you. Period.
4. Nobody except Draco is allowed in the Snack Bar basement.
5. Only Werebarret is allowed to double-post in the Snack Bar.
6. Posting at the Temple does not make you a veteran of the GameFAQs GSTLA board.
7. It's never a bad time for a mace rape joke.
8. All Adepts are equal. But some are more equal than others.
9. It it exists, there's porn of it Draco has seriously considered writing it just to freak people out.